Kenya: Being an Illuminati Member is Equal to being a Devil Worshiper


To be honest with you, I have never seen a person kneeling and praying to the devil. Only in movies. I’m in the school of thought that thinks that I doubt if anyone will stand up in public and state he worships the devil. Unless the person is insane that is.

Sure it is easy to see why this particular idea may appeal to Kenyans in particular.

Every day between 1pm – 5pm, Kenyans are treated to a healthy dose of Nigerian movies which portray some fellows seeking the devil in all manner of ways so that they can be rich.

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One would be forgiven to think that the only way to be rich in the world is to, go to Nigeria, visit some forest, walk backwards into some funny looking hut, get your face soaked in urine and……Walla! You are rich…Don’t forget to bring your daughter’s blood in the next visit.

But you don’t have to go to Nigeria do you? The devils have outsourced their work to some guys in Ukambani and Mombasa.  For these ones, all you have to do is carry some money with you. Ksh. 10,000 per visit will do.

If the guys in Ukambani don’t do it for you, why not turn on your TV dial to Kiss TV, Nation TV, KTN and GBS? At around 11pm every day, all you have to do is send ksh. 310, 410 or 510 to the Mpesa number scrolling on your screen. You will have instant wealth!

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Posted on April 23, 2014, in Categorized. Bookmark the permalink. Leave a comment.

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